The contents of this section is a random selection of prose with no other selection basis than they are things we have collected and as such are our keep sakes which we hope you will also like. To access a document click on the name:- |
No. |
Name |
Description |
1 | Albert And The Lion | Amusing poem about a visit to a zoo and what happened to Albert when he poked the lion. |
2 | Albert and the Lion Part 2 | Amusing poem that follows on from the poem above. |
3 | Camp Granada | Also known as Hello Mudda, Hello Fadda - summer camp blues. |
4 | Life Gets Tedious Don't It? | About a tedious and lazy life. |
5 | I'm My Own Grandpa | Amusing poem on a complicated family relationship. |
6 | Ozymandias | Shelley's most famous poem. |
7 | You'll be a man my son | Kiplin's sound advise to his son |
8 | 12 pieces of advice | Robert Louie Stevenson's 12 pieces of advice on how to live one's life |
9 | Senior Citizens | Reflection on being old |
10 | Short bits | Collection of shorter pieces |
11 | Lament of a businessman's wife | The trials and tribulations of the wife of busy businessman. |
12 | Model T Ford parody | Comments on owning one of the first cars. |
13 | Abou Ben Adhem | Poem about a good man |
14 | Protective Clothing | What to wear at work. |
15 | Spellchecker | An ode to that wonder of the computer age |
16 | The Busman's Prayer | A busman's route sung to the Lord's Prayer |
17 | If a Computers a car | Ford's reply to Bill Gates statement |
18 | Ode to a Computer | So that is why they crash! |
19 | Burning properties of wood | If you burn wood in your fireplace then this is what you need |
20 | The kings of England | A list of kings |
21 | Medieval sneezing rhymes | Sneezing will never be the same |
22 | The nine parts of Speech | Grammer reminder |
23 | The wreck of the Hesperus | Humorous poem with a the boom boom finish |
24 | Why English is so hard | Examples of hard English for foreign students |
25 | My favourite things | Sound of Music came to old age. |
26 | National anthem of the Ancient Britons | Bit before our time, but some of it seems familiar. |
27 | The Keeper | A traditional song about a Gamekeeper hunting deer |
28 | Churchill's speech | Churchill gave this speech to the House of Commons on 20th August 1940 |
29 | The Life That I Have | Wartime cipher poem by Leo Marks (1920 - 2001) |
30 | Feeling important | If you feel they can't do without you - read on |
31 | The Gettysburg Address | The famous address by Abraham Lincoln |
32 | Songs from Yesteryear | The first verse of yesterdays' top of the pops. |