Words of Interest

Number 9.

SENIOR CITIZENS

Senior citizen

Senior Citizens are the nation's leading carriers of AIDS.

Hearing Aids: Band Aids: Roll Aids: Walking Aids: Medical Aids and most of all monetary aid to their children.

They are also all on drugs.


THE GOLDEN YEARS HAVE COME AT LAST.
I cannot see
I cannot pee
I cannot chew
I cannot screw
My memory shrinks
My hearing stinks
No sense of smell
I look like hell
My Body's drooping
Got trouble pooping
So the golden years have come at last!
Well the golden years can kiss my ass!
On Wrinkles
Wrinkles merely indicate where smiles have been.


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